Novelty Items

The Patriarchy Isn't Going to Fight Itself Bag

Love Laugh Leave Me Alone Bag

Miles Apart But Besties at Heart Bag

I Call Them Sentence Enhancers Bag

If I Had to Hide a Body Bag

Best Friends are Therapists You Can Drink With Bag

Welcome to the Shitshow

Being a Functional Adult Everyday Seems Excessive Bag

I Can't Remember Bad Influence Bag

In My Defense, The Moon Was Full Bag

Women Belong in All Places Where Decisions Are Being Made Bag

We'll Always Be Best Friends Bag

I Sprinkle Fuck in Every Sentence Bag

Just Once I Would Like to Make It Through the Day Bag

I'm a Real Sweetheart and a Real Smartass. Package Deal. Bag

I Used to be Married, but I'm Better Now Bag

I Never Let My Best Friend Do Stupid Things Alone Bag

You Think I'm Sassy? You Should Meet My Daughter Bag

You're the Sister I Got to Choose Bag

Take a Deep Breath Bag

Not Enough Sage for This Shit Bag

Angry Women Will Change the World Bag

Underestimate Me That'll Be Fun Bag