
The Christmas Dickle – Hide It, Find It, Giggle About It
Move over, traditional pickle ornament — there’s a new holiday legend hanging on the tree, and he’s a little more… excited about Christmas. Introducing The Christmas Dickle, the hand-blown glass ornament that puts the “jingle” in your bells and the “pickle” in your pickle.
At first glance, it’s just a festive gherkin spreading seasonal cheer. But look closer (or don’t), and you’ll realize it’s packing more than just brine and holiday spirit. Whether you gift it as a gag, sneak it on Grandma’s tree, or make it the new “find the pickle” tradition — this naughty little number guarantees laughs every time.
🎄 Product Highlights:
🥒 Hand-blown glass & hand-painted acrylic – Every glossy curve and pickle vein crafted with care.
📦 Ready to hang right out of the box – No assembly, just pure giggle-fuel.
💪 Guaranteed “no break” – Stronger than your cousin’s marriage after family dinner.
🎁 Perfect for white elephant gifts, dirty Santa, or your friend with questionable taste
Give your holidays a little extra pickle energy. The Christmas Dickle — because Christmas isn’t complete without at least one inappropriate ornament.
CARE & MAINTENANCE
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible. Need to return something? Just let us know.
Embracing small joys
Each item is designed to blend harmoniously with your living space while adding a unique touch. We aspire to bring balance and enrichment to everyday life.