Mimi Glows
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$25.00
Dang Santa, you nasty. This seat isn't exactly the one for the kiddos, as you can see. Don't worry though, he'll sober up for the wholesome Christmas lists
Do it for the Ho(e)s
- That's not a candy cane in his pocket
- The Recoil is wild on the slap
- The Safe word is Christmas
All ornaments shipped with protection by Saved By and guaranteed to make it in one piece or your money back, so don't worry about things breaking on the way.
Generally speaking, we get every order out within one business day, but the holidays are crazy and little saint dick sometimes gets a little overwhelmed.
Can't decide on which one you like? Buy two and get free shipping (1-4 days domestically). Heck, we might even include a secret mystery gift if you're luck :)
CARE & MAINTENANCE
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible. Need to return something? Just let us know.
Embracing small joys
Each item is designed to blend harmoniously with your living space while adding a unique touch. We aspire to bring balance and enrichment to everyday life.